so you must be wondering who this old charming slut is..... well her name is Houston, she is a famous porn star who on february 6th, 1999 had sex 620 men UNINTERRUPTED. give me a fucking break! she is like the adolf hitler of sluts, no the steve jobs of sluts, no the micheal jordan of sluts. fuck i dunno, i'm fucking beyond disgusted. i feel like vomiting my espresso all over my genitals.
