When Harry met (sloppy) Sally.....
let me preface by saying this is NOT me. though this story is completely true, i am not Harry. nor do i associate with the so called Sally.
Harry meets Sally at a club, they enjoy drinking, dancing, sucking each others tongues, touching in areas which are not appropriate in public, etc... one thing leads to another, the two star crossed lovers end up in an expensive hotel room just down the street. Harry slips the old 'in-out, in-out' Sally is having a blast, a slew of emotions oozing from her heart and vagina create a tantalizing moment for both parties. (suppressing the fact she has a boyfriend somewhere close by) she begins to develop quite strong feelings for our prince charming. next morning, Plan B (birth control) pills are consumed by Sally in a taxi outside of the local pharmacy; Harry stares with those piercing eyes as the baby killing pills slide down Sally's throat, preventing yet another near slip up. (whatever happened to just pulling out?)
the emails begin.... enjoy
Sally: "Where you ever going to check up on me?"
Harry: (no response)
Sally: "Okay Harry I get the point you don't want to talk to me then. If this is the case then let me tell you I do not know what kind of idea you have of me or what Joee has told you of me but I am not a "hoe" or " down" like that, okay maybe that night I let my guard down but its whatever, it happens once and awhile. and for me not to hear from you, do you not find that a little cold? after you feed me those pills and left. Either I'm going to let this be a drop just remember I will never forget how cold you are if this is the case. Like I asked you that morning I would like that night to stay between. Please respect my wishes." (undercover hoe?)
Harry: "hey whats up ...
I have not been ignoring you, I just don't check my Facebook every day. too busy, sorry. (he has not been that busy, trust me!)
1. I don't think ur a hoe. and what happened that night is between me and you. No one else needs to know. (actually, now quite a few people know... if people even read this blog)
2. I have not told anything to Joee, he asked me what happened and i said u left right after he left that night and i checked out by myself in the morning.
got it."
Sally: "I appreciate that a lot, I just got a little worried when I did t hear from you after and we didn't exchange numbers. A lot of things tend to run through my mind. I'm sorry for going off."
Harry: (no response)
Sally: "Well if I didn't say it before it was nice meeting you and I would love to see you again so here's. My number 905-XXX-XXXX , I should be in town this weekend coming up so swing by my hotel and say hi, i'll be by myself." (message sent the following day)
Harry: (no response)
The End
Oh... did i forget to mention that our innocent Sally performed felatio on another gentleman just hours before our charming Harry came into the picture? you know, in LA they have a saying "a blowjob is the new handshake"...
